Every morning I get to have breakfast with Braedan.
Sometimes he's cranky and then I excuse myself and just let him be. Other times, I sit there while he goes on and on and on about something. Surely this is how my husband feels when he comes to bed and I wake up from a deep sleep and start chatting his ear off until I hear snoring. Truly priceless and I'm SO happy I'm the one who gets to start off the day with mostly laughing with B.
Now, granted, these are things you've heard before if you're on my Facebook, so spare yourself and read no further. But if you're not, read on! So, basically, this will only be read by my parents as they are the only ones on the planet without Facebook.
A handful of random things B says:
My life without B would be so less entertaining!
He sat down at breakfast exclaiming, "I decided to make life easier on myself……….."
That comment alone, people, is why I LOVE having breakfast every single morning with this guy.
(How he's making life easier on himself really doesn't matter. The fact that he thinks his life needs to be easier… is just funny enough! Really.)
While walking the dog, B and I were chatting about how old a dog has to be to be considered a senior.
I said 7.
He said: Well, it doesn't really matter right? It's not like they get discounts anywhere.
How you know B has 2 moms and is in awkward middle school.
"Boys in my grade are getting mustache hair. If I were them I'd go get waxed!"
I explained it. But hysterical nonetheless!!
Breakfast with B:
Maybe, when I get my license, I can get myself up, get my own breakfast, let the dog out and feed him and then send him back to cuddle with you in bed and drive myself to school.
*The only part I didn't like about that comment? It started with "maybe".*
B just said, "I'm turning into a man! My pits stink! That's worse than my breath in the morning!"
I will hate the day he gets a FB account!